ok so I got this from 's Journal and it seemed like fun
the 'movie quote' game:
point is you write 15 quotes total from your 15 fave movies (which can be found at the IMDb site) and people are supposed to guess what movie it's from, without looking it up
when someone guesses right you put who guessed right and cross it off
here goes
I think some are pretty easy (like the first one) but others are iffier and they aren't all comedies, though a descent number of them are, oh, and they're not in order of my faves
it was honestly kinda hard thinking of 15 I really like even tho there are so many good movies

1.) I've got so many hickies people will think I'm a leper.

2.) Person 1: I think you murdered him because he was teaching you to simulate emotions and things got out of control.
Person2: I did not murder him.
Person 1: But emotions don't seem like a very useful simulation for a robot.
Person2: [getting angry] I did not murder him.
Person 1: Hell, I don't want my toaster or my vacuum cleaner appearing emotional...
Person2: [Hitting table with his fists] I did not murder him!
Person 1: That one's called anger. Ever simulate anger before?

3.) Dear Lord, we ask that you bless this food to the nourishment of our bodies. And we ask forgiveness, Lord, for the fornication that Mr. Sprock and me committed this morning on this very table.

4.) [to Someone, referring to his previous motorcycle chase] You know, I've got a bike myself. Maybe we can... go for a ride.
[explicit look]
Or maybe I could just ride you...

5.) Person 1: Yeah, they wanted me to fix my teeth.
Person 2: I like you teeth!
Person 1: Thanks, I like your accent.
Person 2: What accent?
Person 1: That accent you got... You have an accent.

6.) Whoa, Stifler's mom! (Not an American Pie movie)

7.) Call it women's intuition, or ESPN, or both, but I can tell when danger's near...
[hits her head on a microphone hanging from the ceiling]

8.) My insurance does not cover PMS!

9.) You, you need to call M.C. Hammer and let him know you're stealing his stuff. Ya'll two crazy people in here.

10.) Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Nothing, I was just getting some lint off for you...
Person 1: You were going for a feelski!
Person 2: All right, I'm sorry... But this is like the 23rd time we've made out already and... they're getting blue!
and another one
I love spam and Reese's. Can I have it?

11.) [Person 1 walks up to a stoned girl]
Person 1: Hey, whatsup?
[no reply]
Person 1: Damn, it is noisy in here. Wanna go talk outside? Should be quieter out there.
Person 2: Okay.
Person 1 sees that the Person 2’s eyes are blank]
Person 1: Do you, uh... what a drink?
Person 2: Okay.
Person 1:Uh... how 'bout I poison it?
Person 2: Okay.
[Person 1 sees that she's totally stoned]
Person 1: Hey, whaddya say we, uh... go upstairs and...
[another person enters]
Person 3: Person 2! There you are!
[to Person 1]
Person 3: Thank God you found her! She just took three thingies of herbal ecstasy and wondered off! She's so out of it, anything could have happened and she probably wouldn't even know it! God, I was so worried somebody was... well you know, taking advantage of her or something. Here, help me get her on her feet.
[Person 1 helps the friend help the stoned girl stand up and the two girls walk off]
Person 3: Come on honey, I'm gonna take you to the car.
Person 2: Okay.

12.) I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady. (was actually in parts 1 and 2 I do believe)

13.) Person 1: Are you really Scottish?
Person 2: Fuck no! My mom made me learn an instrument; that's the most annoying one I could think of.

14.) Person 1: You’re acting like a crazy person, what's going on?
Person 2: Right now, you're straddling the state line.
Person 1: OK...
Person 2: You're in two places at once.
Also… (couldn't help it, I wanted both quotes for this movie)
Person 1: Are you trying to seduce me?
Person 2: Why? Are you seducible?

15.) Person 1: I mean, the girl's an institution in this place. Every girl wants to be her, and every guy wants to nail her.
Person 2: Basically she's you, with tits.